West Virginia Women's Lib.. .

You might be a West Virginia Hillbilly if.. 

Your baby's first words were "Attention K-Mart Shoppers"

You think  potted meat on a saltine cracker is an hors d'oeuvre

You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups

Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash

You use the word "Over Yonder" more than once a week

You had to remove a toothpick for the Wedding Pictures

Your anniversary present was getting the septic pumped

You think Taking a "dip" has nothing to do with water

You bought a VCR to tape Wrestling while you were at work

Your good deed was "hiding your brother" for a few days

Your brother-in-law is your uncle

Fewer than half of your cars run

Your bicycle comes equipped with a "Gun Rack"

Motel Six turns off the light when they see you coming

You Know Your From McDowell County if.. ..

Pop is called Pop

Stores don't have bags; they have pokes. They don't have shopping carts;
they have buggies.

Until you moved away, you never knew you could get "Hot Dogs" without chili

You not only know where "Paw Paw" is, but you have eaten them

You think "there is no cheese like commodity cheese"

Everybody kept their milk in a "Kelvinator"

When you fry bologna, you know to cut the edges.

You remember  "16 oz. Pocahontas Black Cherry Pop"

You knew what "Cable TV was, before there was "Cable"

You know what "Pert Near" means

You know that Iaeger begins with "I" and not "Y"

You can spell and pronounce words like, Anawalt, Wilmore, Crumpler, Mohegan, Johnnycake, Cucumber, Canebrake and Raysal

You know where all four "Passing Lanes" are in the county

You are used to traveling on roads where it's impossible to do 55 MPH

You knew driving in the winter was better because the "Pot Holes" were filled with ice and snow

You are not disturbed when an approaching vehicle is on your side of the road.  You know he will get over, unless it's a "Coal Truck"

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a coal truck on a
two lane highway.

You know how to "Drift Start" a "Straight Stick"

You know "Premier Cut  is not a piece of meat

You know "Miner's Vacation" meant "Myrtle Beach"

You know "Yankee" refers to anyone who lives north of Beckley

You think everyone else talks with an accent

Foreigners were from anywhere out side of McDowell County

You know people who went to "Abington or Sparta" to get married

You had to ask if you were kin, before you fell in love

You know dead people who voted

You remember when "Wakes" were held at the deceased's home

You know that "Bib Overalls" are acceptable attire at  funerals

You know what "Black Damp" is

Just the mention of "Pruntytown" still rattles your nerves

You know the difference between a "2-holer and a 1-holer

You knew the Best Cave" to hide in, when Russia dropped the bomb

You picked "Cinders" out of your hair, after the "Shifter" went by

'YOU LIVED IN BERWIND'

"They ain't no flys on us"

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Remember!! It is illegal for children to have Ramps (wild onions) on their breath and attend school in West Virginia .

(Strange but true)